No matter where you go….there you are. ~Buckaroo Banzai– This saying isn’t intended to mean “Everyplace is a place”, but rather “You can’t run away from yourself.” You are the single common factor in every situation-so perhaps the best way to improve your surroundings is to improve yourself. ~Geek Wisdom (via headshotheather)
Anonymous asked: Did you ever think you just suck? haha
slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
thegoddamazon: gokudezi: gokudezi: Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt LMFAO WTF
So I hooked up with some randon chick who liked Supernatural at a party in Denver. After we shagged she kicked me out into downtown Denver and I’ve been in a hotel lobby since then. Do not go to Denver, Colorado. The people here suck. I suck, the stores suck, the stranger suck, the friends suck. Do not go to Denver. And above all, the lesson that I’ve learned, DO NOT HOOK UP WITH...
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send me a number
1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
River: Hi TARDIS did The Doctor behave while I was gone?
TARDIS: GIRL LET ME TELL YOU
”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
n3ck-deep: If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material. This sounds like a dream come true.
It's official: Cosmos will be relaunched with Neil...
iheartchaos: While a new version of Cosmos, the monumental Carl Sagan science miniseries from 1970, has been in the works since 2011, it was just recently confirmed that astronomer extraordinaire Neil DeGrasse Tyson will in fact be taking Sagan’s place as your guide through the universe. Via My body is not ready for this!
Guy 3D prints all 32 obtainable items from the...
iheartchaos: In the original Legend of Zelda for the NES, there were a total of 32 items you could get throughout the game to finish your quests and win the game. At the time, filling up that inventory with books and swords and scrolls and rafts and boots made you feel like the biggest badass ever. And now some dude has 3D printed every single one of those items, making him the biggest...
If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.– Unknown (via libranta)