Zombie Dino Eyes: Archive

When you see free samples at the grocery store.

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Oct 28th

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This is how best friends do it

Me: you're going to hate me around christmas time 
Jesse: why?
Me: Because I'm not not getting you something
Jesse: Why are you using a double negative?
Me: Because its my way of saying I'm getting you something because every year you tell me not to get you anything. I'm going to anyway
Jesse: I hate you
Me: I'm getting you something whether you want me to or not
Jesse: You bitch
Me: I do it because I love you 
Jesse: You are the nicest bitch ever. Stop it