Zombie Dino Eyes

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:37:14 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 10:50:48 -0400

I think I slept with an unsuccessful vampire last night.

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:24:19 -0400

I think I slept with an unsuccessful vampire last night.

caarmander: Pikkkaaa

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:20:45 -0400

caarmander:

Pikkkaaa

Did you ever think you just suck? haha

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:45:09 -0400

Nope. Not at all.

fuckyeahtattoos: This is (what I think) is a cool pixelated...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:04:28 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is (what I think) is a cool pixelated version of Yoshi, a character from Nintendo. I love it because it looks like a sticker (that just so happens to be permanent)

This was done by Courtney Pownall at Heart and Soul Creations in Sheridan, Oregon.

Follow me if you would like, vicious-koala.tumblr.com. I’m always getting more tattoos.

slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:18:02 -0400

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

thegoddamazon: gokudezi: gokudezi: Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:31:22 -0400

thegoddamazon:

gokudezi:

gokudezi:

Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt

LMFAO WTF

Fuck Denver

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:56:00 -0400

So I hooked up with some randon chick who liked Supernatural at a party in Denver. After we shagged she kicked me out into downtown Denver and I’ve been in a hotel lobby since then. Do not go to Denver, Colorado. The people here suck. I suck, the stores suck, the stranger suck, the friends suck. Do not go to Denver. And above all, the lesson that I’ve learned, DO NOT HOOK UP WITH DENVER GIRL. A life lesson learned today.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 07:54:53 -0400

Don’t worry, I’d fuck myself over a table as well.

send me a number

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:42:45 -0400

1: i'd fuck u hard over a table

jessthekidbrown: Genius.

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:54:43 -0400

jessthekidbrown:

Genius.

jessthekidbrown: RAWR! because everyone including the cat wants...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:08:18 -0400

jessthekidbrown:

RAWR!

because everyone including the cat wants to be a dinosaur.

nebbiecakes: this makes me sad

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:21:47 -0400

nebbiecakes:

this makes me sad

giftinggifts: Home & Office : Adventure Time Dog...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:23 -0400

giftinggifts:

Home & Office : Adventure Time Dog Collars

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Fri, 17 May 2013 17:48:42 -0400

maxigadget: Superhero Energy Drink, pick your flavor !

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:02:49 -0400

maxigadget:

Superhero Energy Drink, pick your flavor !

River: Hi TARDIS did The Doctor behave while I was gone?

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:28:57 -0400

River: Hi TARDIS did The Doctor behave while I was gone?
TARDIS: GIRL LET ME TELL YOU

cassietotallyjust: And I’m back with another super lame...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:27:18 -0400

cassietotallyjust:

And I’m back with another super lame giveaway because im home alone and super bored!!!

How its gonna roll:

-Winner will be chosen June 2nd

-Winner will get like 5 pounds of random candy. At least. Idk what 5lbs of candy looks like. You’ll get at least 5 though. Chocolate, gummies, pops, whatever! Winner will need to let me know if they have any allergies!

-ill ship wherever in the US

-Have your ask box open, and make sure to ask your parents if it’s okay to get candy from a stranger on the internet if you’re under 18

- dont have to follow me, but if you do l’ll love you forever and send you a cool picture of a dragon

okay i think thats it

message me if you have any questions mk uwu

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